What did the man say when he saw 10 bunnies hopping over the hill?
There go 10 bunnies hopping over the hill.
What did the man say when he saw 10 bunnies hopping over the hill with sunglasses?
Nothing. He didn't recognize them.
What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Hare Mail
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Once there were two chocolate bunnies and one had his ear bit off. One said Happy Easter. What did the other one say?
Huh??
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Basbit
Basbit Who?
I found my Easter Basbit!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't Cry! The Easter Bunny will come back every year!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
The chicken had his Easter eggs.
What do they call an Easter bunny on a farm?
dinner
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait three hours!
And now a little fact for you!:
The origin of the Easter Bunny in America: The idea of the Easter Bunny came to the United States in the 18th century from Europe when Pennsylvania Dutch settlers told their children about the "Osterhase" (Easter Bunny). He was a rabbit that laid colored eggs. Good children received gifts of colored eggs in nests made in their caps and bonnets left by the Easter Bunny when they were not looking. Eventually hats were of course changed to Easter baskets, and candy filled the baskets along with eggs.
Hope you all are having a Happy Easter!!!
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