I'd slice it up and serve it to my family and me. I love fruitcake!
I'd regift it. The very next person who needed a gift from me would be its recipient. I hate fruitcake!
I'd throw it away. It's too mean to give even to my worst enemy.
I'd give it to the bake sale or the bazaar at church. Somebody has to like it!
Is it the store bought kind with "faux fruit" such as maraschino cherries and little green bits, or is it homemade? I'll eat it if it's homemade but regift the faux! What are those little green bits anyway?
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