If you had to be one of the following, for 8 hours a day, during the week before Chrismtas, which would you choose? You cannot say none of these. Please choose one of the following employments to earn extra cash before Christmas:
Santa in a department store (kids sit on your lap)
elf who leads the children up to Santa
cashier in the busiest part of the department store
Salvation Army bell ringer outside of a snowy store
My answer: The elf. Why? I'm not a man, so I'm not being Santa. I'm not going to wrap 1,000 presents. I'm not going to wait on 1,000 customers. And I am not going to ring that bell 1,000, I mean one million times in the freezing cold!
So it looks like I'll do the easiest thing. Be an elf. And organize 1,000 kids, LOL. Can't be as hard, right?