What's the worst thing you did as a little kid? (smeared cheese on the wall, accidentally called Japan, called one of your mom's friends' fat, inadvertently downloaded Pentagon files to your dad’s computer, etc.)
My answer: When I was about 8 years old, a relative called my parents and said they were nearby and they would be over in about an hour. The house needed a little tidying so my Mom put us to work. I remember I got to mop! I thought it was fun! Then my Uncle, Aunt and their kids arrived. We were talking about all sorts of things. I wanted to join in the conversation so I piped in, "You should have seen us before you got here! We were cleaning up a storm! I got to mop!" My Mom just looked at me. After they left she told me that was not what you said to guests when they arrived, that you had just cleaned your house before they got there!
Now tell us what you did as a child!