Monday, June 13, 2011


"I don't have to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me."  - Jay London

"The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup."  - Bob Hope

"It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes."  - Jay London

"It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity."  - Dennis Miller

"The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble."  - Justine Vogt

"The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot."  - Jay Leno

"The road to success is always under construction."  - Lily Tomlin

"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"  - Robin Williams
"Did you hear about the self-help group for compulsive talkers? It's called On And On Anon."  - Sally Davis
"Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall rat!"  - Robin Williams

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night trying to decide if there really was a dog!"  - Jack Gray
"Carpe Diem -- Seize the Check"  ~  Robin Williams

"In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say, 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'" - Robin Williams

These quotes were compiled from around the net from the author of .  For a reason unknown to Val, she has not been able to post them in her blog, Joy in the Rain, for several weeks, nor any quotes or jokes for that matter.  So I wanted to post some of her quotes here in my blog Sometimes I Think, and let you all know the situation.  Please do not give up on Val's blog Joy in the Rain --she is hoping to get it working again soon.  Please check back on her blog as often as possible!  Meanwhile, I hope you enjoyed the quotes above, they are a compilation of some of  hers! 

Take care, Krissy :) 
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