quotes
"I don't have to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me." - Jay London
"The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup." - Bob Hope
"It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes." - Jay London
"It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity." - Dennis Miller
"The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble." - Justine Vogt
"The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot." - Jay Leno
"The road to success is always under construction." - Lily Tomlin
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" - Robin Williams
"Did you hear about the self-help group for compulsive talkers? It's called On And On Anon." - Sally Davis
"Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall rat!" - Robin Williams
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night trying to decide if there really was a dog!" - Jack Gray
"Carpe Diem -- Seize the Check" ~ Robin Williams
"In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say, 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'" - Robin Williams
These quotes were compiled from around the net from the author of http://joyintherain-val.blogspot.com/ . For a reason unknown to Val, she has not been able to post them in her blog, Joy in the Rain, for several weeks, nor any quotes or jokes for that matter. So I wanted to post some of her quotes here in my blog Sometimes I Think, and let you all know the situation. Please do not give up on Val's blog Joy in the Rain --she is hoping to get it working again soon. Please check back on her blog as often as possible! Meanwhile, I hope you enjoyed the quotes above, they are a compilation of some of hers!
Take care, Krissy :)
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Nice to see you Blog back up and running. I am having knee surgery tomorrow morning.
ReplyDeleteTom S -Wisconsin-- Disabled Vietnam Veteran:68-70.
Hi Tom. My sister told me about your knee surgery in the morning. I will stop by your blog right now and say hi, as well as be praying for you all day tomorrow.
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Hello there! Sorry about Val's blog but it is good to see a post from you. Hope all is well in your part of the world.
ReplyDeleteNice to hear from you again, Krissy. Hopefully, we will hear from Val soon. Know I always keep you and your sweet hubby in prayer. Have an awesome day, hon. Love you much.
ReplyDeleteHi, Krissy! I saw you stopped by my blog recently...yes, I know it's been awhile since I updated it but I'm so glad you stopped by...It's a positive inspiration alright! These quotes were very funny...glad you posted them...made me laugh....I'll try updating my blog more often...yep Facebook has taken my time too...but I will always blog....lol....smiles to you! Maria from 'Are You Positive'....
ReplyDelete@Maria -- I just went back and visited your beautiful blog -- Are You Positive. It is so uplifting! Thank you for updating faithfully as you promised. I will visit back as much as I can. sorry it took me so long to get back.
ReplyDeletelove you,
krissy :)
Nice to see you blogging again. I know Val had problems on blogger.com but is back on now as I have left comments and it is now working.
ReplyDeleteHugs, Rose
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ReplyDeleteForgot to say, I emailed you on your personal email address regarding making fashion jewelry.
Thanks for the laughs, I alway can use them
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