Here are some Dumb Laws that are still on the books.
Alabama - Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
Alaska - It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving plane.
Arizona - When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.
Arkansas - The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street Bridge in Little Rock.
California - It is a misdemeanor to shoot any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Colorado - One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
Connecticut - It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
Deleware - It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
Florida - If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
Georgia - No one can carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is a Sunday.
Hawaii - Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
Idaho - It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
Illinois - You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
Indiana - Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
Iowa - One-armed piano players must perform for free.
Kansas - If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Kentucky - One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
Louisiana - Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault" while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
Maine - You may not step out of a plane in flight.
Maryland - You must maintain your yard without thistles.
Massachusetts - No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of a car.
Michigan - A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
Minnesota - A person may not cross the state lines with a duck on his head.
Mississippi - It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.
Missouri - It is NOT illegal to speed.
Montana - It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
Nebraska - If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
Nevada - It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
New Hampshire - You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
New Jersey - It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
New Mexico - Idiots may not vote.
New York - Slippers cannot be worn after 10:00 PM.
North Carolina - It's against the law to sing off key.
North Dakota - It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio - No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
Oklahoma - People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
Oregon - Dishes must drip dry.
Pennsylvania - It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Rhode Island - It is against the law to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
South Carolina - By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
South Dakota - No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
Tennessee - You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving vehicle.
Texas - A recently passed anticrime law requires that criminals give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Utah - It is illegal NOT to drink milk.
Vermont - Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
Virginia - Driving shoeless is prohibited.
Washington - One may not spit on a bus.
West Virginia - No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."
Wisconsin - Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
Wyoming - Using a firearm to fish is strictly forbidden.