Saturday, June 19, 2004

DUMB CRIMINALS

These are true stories.  They are real crimes committed by criminals.   The first two are from the site Crazy Criminals and the last one is from the site Fun Pages.

The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 7:50 am, flashed a gun and demanded cash.  The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order.  When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast.  The man, frustrated, walked away.

In Chicago a man was wanted for throwing bricks through jewelry store windows and making off with the loot.  He was arrested finally after throwing a brick into a Plexiglass window... the brick bounced back, hit him in the head and knocked him cold until the police got there.  

In Yankton, South Dakota a woman was arrested at her stepson's Boy Scout meeting.  While watching a policeman demonstrate his drug dog's ability, the dog found a bag of grass in her purse.        

5 comments:

  1. chattiekimmie6/19/2004 9:42 AM

    How funny is that?!  lol

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  2. onestrangecat6/19/2004 3:53 PM

    Love dumb criminal stories.  A while back we had some guy get stuck in the chimmey of a restarant.  So funny.
    your last one with the step mom was the best.

    Kathy

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  3. That is funny.  You would have thought on the drug dog she would have known to walk out.   john

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  4. How funny!! Poor kid..had to see his mom get arrested in fromt of all his friends!! She''ll never live that one up...lol

    Jackie

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  5. Wow...I don't know which one here is the dumbest!  

    ~Tina

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