Monday, June 28, 2004

Strange Signs

These are actual signs:

At a number of US military bases:  Restricted To Unauthorazied Personnel

At a Santa Fe gas station: We sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.

At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. 

English Sign in German Cafe: Mothers, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating

In a cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.

In a hotel conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care center on the first floor.

In a Los Angeles clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.

In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.

In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.

In a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car.

In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: 15 men's wool suits - $100  - They won't last an hour.

In downtown Boston:  Callahan Tunnel - NO END

In the winodw of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?

On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.

On a Maine shop: Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.

On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut: No trespassing without permission.

Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques.

Outside a farm: Horse manure, pre-packaged bags, $10. Or, do-it-yourself, $1. 

On a New York convalescent home: for the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

Quicksand warning:  Quicksand.  Any person passing this point will be drowned.  By order of the District Council.

10 comments:

  1. ROFLMAO  these were great.  john

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  2. svenskgirl3126/28/2004 10:35 PM

    Those were absolutely HILARIOUS!  I LOVED them!

    --Emma--

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  3. Hilarious!! Do you get these from a website or just ones you pass by..?!?!...how fun  :)

    Jackie

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  4. sonensmilinmon6/28/2004 11:53 PM

    Today I got a cup of Pepsi and on the paper cup it gave instructions to hold the cup right side up! Just in case we didn't know the big open end was the top side!

    Monica

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  5. Good fun these kind of things aren't they
    http://journals.aol.co.uk/sdrogerson/SpecimenDays

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  6. hehehe,thx for my daily dose of getta-laugh! have a wonderful day and tt you soon!   hugs---D
    p.s.actual sign at a auto-repair shop here---" I couldnt repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder"

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  7. I just finished reading your journal and you write in such a sweet voice. I hope your sister will be okay. Your dad sounds like a lot of fun.
    http://journals.aol.com/myrdog/littleartist

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  8. LOL! Enjoyed your entry! God bless, Beckie

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  9. I love these things!!!!

    Can you believe that these aren't the only ones like this that I have seen?  Do people TRY to be this silly?

    Funny
    angie

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  10. LOL too funny. I just love these.
    Heather~

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