What did the man say when he saw 10 bunnies hopping over the hill?
There go 10 bunnies hopping over the hill.
What did the man say when he saw 10 bunnies hopping over the hill with sunglasses?
Nothing. He didn't recognize them.
What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Hare Mail
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Once there were two chocolate bunnies and one had his ear bit off. One said Happy Easter. What did the other one say?
Huh??
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Basbit
Basbit Who?
I found my Easter Basbit!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't Cry! The Easter Bunny will come back every year!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
The chicken had his Easter eggs.
What do they call an Easter bunny on a farm?
dinner
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait three hours!
And now a little fact for you!:
The origin of the Easter Bunny in America: The idea of the Easter Bunny came to the United States in the 18th century from Europe when Pennsylvania Dutch settlers told their children about the "Osterhase" (Easter Bunny). He was a rabbit that laid colored eggs. Good children received gifts of colored eggs in nests made in their caps and bonnets left by the Easter Bunny when they were not looking. Eventually hats were of course changed to Easter baskets, and candy filled the baskets along with eggs.
Hope you all are having a Happy Easter!!!
Happy Easter my friend
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Happy Easter:)
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((((((((((((((((((((HUGSTOYOU))))))))))))))))))))Hope you and John and Val have a blessed Happy Easter!!!
ReplyDeleteI wish you and John a very blessed and Happy Easter too ! 'On Ya' - ma
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Love and Prayers,
Barb- http://journals.aol.com/barbpinion/HEYLETSTALK
Hope you are having a healthy happy Easter! Been thinking about you and John. Thanks for the smiles.
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funny stuff. Have a wonderful easter.
ReplyDeleteA RABBIT that laid colored eggs?? LOL Tee Hee those funny Germans! Great jokes... although the dinner one, well, I would NEVER cook the Easter Bunny... LOL Happy Easter to my Krissy and my John and my Michael... Jesus LIVES!! xox
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Happy Easter (((((((((((John & Krissy)))))))))))) Love the easter sillies, my husband is dutch and german so we liked hearing about the history of the easter bunny.
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Cindy
I think I like Easter Sillies more than Easter Lillies!
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Happy Easter to you and John!
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Thanks for sharing! Bug enjoyed these. - BArbara
ReplyDeleteBrilliant entry loved all the jokes
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ReplyDeleteGreat Easter Jokes and graphics and everything! Hope you had an extra joyous Easter this year. Love you Kirssy! John, too!! Merry
ReplyDeleteToo cute, Krissy...just what I needed...Hugs and Love, Chris
ReplyDeleteKrissy, You really made me smile today with this e-mail. And thanks for the info on the Easter Bunny. I didn't know that was how he hopped into our lives.
ReplyDeleteLove and hugs Myke
Very interesting! I didn't know this. : ) Love, Shelly
ReplyDeleteinteresting...i never knew this
ReplyDeleteappy easter to you and john
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noelle
I hope you had a good Easter Krissy and John! Jeannette xx http://journals.aol.co.uk/jlocorriere05/Welcometomytravels/
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