Monday, August 25, 2008

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some more answers!

                    

Why did the chicken cross the road?

   Because the chicken on the other side was calling it, and it  didn't want to appear anti-social. 

 
Having spent days and nights searching its soul the chicken finally decided that it had to cross the road and did so.
 
It depends on what you mean by "chicken" and "cross".
 
Because it wanted to show it was not chicken.
 
It was caught by a freak gust of wind.
 
It was collecting experiences for it's next book.
 
The chicken was late and took a short cut.
 
The chicken inherited genes predisposing it to cross roads.
 
Because it saw the "Chicken Crossing" sign.
 
The chicken was tired of the side he was on, therefore he crossed over.
 
To get his pension. You don't get it? Neither did the chicken, he wasn't old enough!
 
Why not?   Can you just leave the chicken alone already? 
 
 
Because it was the pig's day off.
 
To get to the Dollar Store to buy a pencil to write down a really funny joke before he forgot it!
 
All the other chickens were doing it, and it just wanted to fit in.
 
Because it had restless leg syndrome and its doctor told it to walk whenever possible.
 
The chicken was afraid of Spongebob Squarepants.  No, let's make that Barney.  'Cause he's really frightening!
 
To get to the other side.

17 comments:

  1. I think it depends on whether it was a hen or rooster :)..........alice

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  2. LOL !!  Linda in WA  

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  3. Because he was a roadcrosser, not a transsexual.

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  4. Ok I am signed onto aol yet I had to sign in again to leave a comment?
    anywho, cute entry.

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  5. cacklinrosie1018/25/2008 6:12 PM

    ROLF....too cute and I love the hen or rooster comment below.  Love ya, Chris

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  6. I loved these Krissy!  Love you, too! Merry

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  7. rdautumnsage8/25/2008 6:59 PM

    Because it wanted to prove once and for all it wasn't a Chicken (afraid of anything)...(Hugs)Indigo

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  8. these were all cute; maybe he just wanted to, who knows??

    betty

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  9. Maybe he didn't like the side he was standing on? LOL
    Missie

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  10. who can prove he really crossed the road?  Maybe he got in a strange car on the way or was chicknapped.  The police should locate, and check his computer hadrdrive.  Could be some clues there.  Which side of the road were the last clawmarks seen on.  Who cares about the chicken as he was not scheduled to speak at either of the Political party conventions, strangely, because so many eggs are laid there.

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  11. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was caught on the chicken's leg.
    Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station on the other side.
    Why did the pig cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
    I love road jokes.
    Jude
    http://journals.aol.com/jmorancoyle/MyWay

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  12. Bill Clinton: Define Chicken
    Amelian Earhart: She should of flown.
    I love chicken jokes :P

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  13. These are a scream, krissy!!  LOLOLOL xox

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  14. This unwarranted invesigation into the chicken's behavior smakes of McCarthyism to me.   DB

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  15. Take your pick:

    1. the road was too long to go around.
    2. he was stapled to a punk rocker.
    3. he wouldn't stop for directions.
    4. he was testing geometrical theorems.

    ;^) Jan the Gryphon

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  16. These were hilarious!!!  

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  17. cherry2sweet2eat8/28/2008 1:18 PM

    lol

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