A Little Silliness
Can a storm be officially designated a tornado without touching down at a trailer park?
Can I yell MOVIE in a crowded firehouse?
Do Amish people get one phone call when arrested?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Does Mr. Rogers really want us to be his neighbor?
How can there be a limited lifetime warranty?
How come in Scooby Doo Fred and Daphne were always on the same team and Velma, Scooby, and Shaggy were always on the same team? Doesn't seem quite right now that you think about it, does it?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
If a tree falls on a mime in the forest, does anyone care?
If Mike Brady was supposed to be this groovy architect, why did he force SIX kids into TWO bedrooms?