Scalzi's Weekend Assignment #139: White Meat v. Dark Meat

                                   

Scalzi's Assignment:

Weekend Assignment #139: It's time for Thanksgiving dinner! Which do you prefer -- white meat, or dark meat? Explain your answer. Because it seems that most people have a preference one way or another, and sometimes they can get testy about it.

For those of you who for some reason disdain the whole turkey scene, answering "neither" is acceptable, but you need to explain why and offer an alternate dish for consumption.

Extra credit: Being Thanksgiving, note one thing you've been thankful for in 2006.

Oh, this one's easy!  White meat rules.  Dark meat is gross!  There is a reason people don't like dark meat.  It is too rich.  It is greasy, man.  Sometimes it is even slimy!  Makes the tummy ache.  And what is the problem with a big plate of white meat slathered in gravy anyway?  Gravy is one of the four basic food groups, is it not?  Nice salty gravy, that is the way to go! 

What am I thankful for in 2006?  That I wasn't part of a Ron Popeil infomercial audience, nor do I work for the man!  His infomercials last eight hours long!  You remember ~ "Set It and Forget It!" 

Okay, that's all folks, have a Happy Thanksgiving and eat the turkey meat of your choice! 

Love, Krissy :)