Friday, May 16, 2008

a little light bulb humor!

because sometimes we need to be a little lighter! ~~>     

Q:  How many cowboys does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  two - one to change it and another to sing about how they'll miss the old one
 
Q:  How many Generation Xers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  Two, one to go and shoplift the bulb so the boomers have something to screw in and the other to screw it in for minimum wage.
 
Q:  How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway.
 
Q:  How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in
 
Q:  How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  Will somebody please call house-keeping?
 
Q:  How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:  None.  It's left to the reader as an exercise.
 
Q:  How many pre-med students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  One hundred; one to change the lightbulb, the other ninety-nine to stand around wondering why they weren't chosen
 
Q:  How many Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
 
Q:  How many shipping dept. personnel does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:  We can change the bulb in 7-10 working days; if you call before 2pm and pay an extra $15 we can get the bulb changed overnight.
 
Q:  How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  Only one but it will take him 7 visits to do it.
 
Q:  How many rednecks does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  Never mind, we'll just drink in the dark!
 
Q:  How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.
 
Q:  How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  Only two, but how did they got in there?
  
 
Q:  How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  You wouldn't know, man; you weren't there!
 
Q:  How many union factory workers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  Fifty-seven, you got a problem with that?

**note: the above jokes weren't meant to offend anyone, they were just done in fun!

            

18 comments:

  1. firestormkids045/16/2008 9:56 PM

    Thanks.  I needed that!  Love from: Missing some bulbs Penny  http://journals.aol.com/firestormkids04/FromHeretoThere
    http://journals.aol.com/firestormkids04/TimeforaLittlePoetry

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  2. Too funny!!
    Linda :)

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  3. Those are cute.  I copied it and sent it out as an email to some of my buddies.  Have a marvy weekend.  Linda in sunny & warm Washington state  

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  4.     Very entertaining.
    Jude
    http://journals.aol.com/jmorancoyle/MyWay

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  5. LOL; Krissy; I loved these; good clean "light" humor :)

    betty

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  6. Will someone please call housekeeping??  Guess what I am : ) I have so many light boulbs that need to be changed in my place it's embarassing.  hugs,  Bethe

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  7. These are screaming hilarious!  Love, Val xox
    http://journals.aol.com/valphish/ThereisaSeason

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  8. Nice one Krissy. It's always good to smile. Love Pam xx

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  9. lifesabench65/17/2008 1:19 PM

    ;-)  hehehehe!  I liked those Krissy!  Do some more!  God Bless, I hope you're all doing Ok and have a wonderful weekend~ Carolyn

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  10. carouselqueen705/17/2008 5:07 PM

    Thank you for sharing the jokes!! They were very funny!!! I especially like the redneck one. lol ....Christine

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  11. Your first one tops them all, that's how my nextdoor neighbor does it LMAO

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  12. funny joke!!!!  hope things are on the mend and that things will start to look up for both of you. lisa

    http://journals.aol.com/lisita15/lisita15/

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  13. Oh those were fun.  I am going to have to memorize some of them!

    ~Rosemary

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  14. lol they were good :o)

    Jenny

    http://journals.aol.co.uk/jmoqueen/MyLife

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  15. randlprysock5/23/2008 1:34 AM

    LOL I read every single one to my husband and we loved them!!!  Thank you so much... thi s made my day!!  LOL
    Lisa

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  16. Very funny! I don't know if anyone added this one, but it's my favorite.

    Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

    :) Enjoy your weekend!

    Beth

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  17. Lol........ just what i needed Krissy

    Thank you hugs Jayne

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